your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
just tell him i said nine months
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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