Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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