yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
