Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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