i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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