fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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