Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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