oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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