youre lurking in front of me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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