Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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