Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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