my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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