Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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