Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
