So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
