life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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