so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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