Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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