So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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