The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
last night I used snow as a chaser
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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