dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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