your thong is hanging out like whoa
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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