Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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