What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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