I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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