Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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