it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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