doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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