LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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