D3 body, D1 cock
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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