How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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