she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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