There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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