She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
jump out the window naked night went bad
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