it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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