her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
