He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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