So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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