love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
