No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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