it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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