how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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