what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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