My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
