Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I'm really busy with my period
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