I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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