Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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