I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
