I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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