Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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