All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize