as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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