i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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