sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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