i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just had sex on a roof
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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